Shaftesbury (dorset)

A question often asked is what are *****? Visit shaftesbury and you WILL find out! You need to follow the *** ash and the loud crys of “shut it u minga” this should lead to tesco where they creep around outside untill 1:00am swearing and telling people that “they didnt do nothin or nothin”. The police often move these creatures of the night but like a homing pigeon they always return where as they should of broken there wings before they get chance to return. You know where ***** are when you see people running in the opposite direction as soon as you smell there perfume make a run otherwise they will tie you up with fake burburry matirial and strap you to a chair. I recomend staying well away from these…things, you wouldnt want to catch a disease its not good in the end your fingers fall off…uhh. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED AND TOOK MY ADVICE ABOUT THIS ARTICLE!!! thankyou

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