I can see how Coventry may seem like Chaventry to people outside of the city. However, being born and raised in the city I can tell you the truth about Coventry. Late 1980’s, Coventry was one of the worst cities in the UK, overrun by many different gangs. The skinheads being one of the worst. […]
Ouch!!! This place really is bad. Hull may have been voted England’s crappiest town – and after a couple of visits I can see why – but Ipswich has worse violent crime stats than Hull by a whole person. It doesn’t look as rough as Hull, most of the estates are comprised of terraced and […]
Oh My God, I can’t believe that Tadley has not been added yet! Ok Tadley is like the little **** sister of Basingstoke, fair enough it has a different father to its **** siblings – Old Basing and Hook, but it still has all the classics that make it such a chavvietown. We have our […]
I, come from Stoke Gifford which borders onto Bradley Stoke and Filton. For those who aren’t informed, Bradley Stoke is a fairly new establishment of houses. Just houses and a leisure centre, a few pubs, a tesco (And a tesco express, wow, what a choice) and a load of offices. They went about building approx […]
Even when i look out of the window next to me i can see buses going past, my eyes instinctively head straight to the back seat of the top deck, where theres yet ANOTHER herd of *****! surely that girl holding what looked like a cigarette must not have been older than 12? they’re getting […]
Read More… from Coventry, Chaventry, whatever, it’s a ********, even the radio stations are ****!
Farnborough is a small little town in the commuter belt region of Hampshire which is absolutely full of families that work in the neighbouring **** meccas of basingstoke, camberley or bracknell, plus an overspill of squaddies that must have got lost from Aldershot. One of the main reasons there is such a high ****-count in […]
Read More… from Farnborough, little ****** brother of Aldershot
Like Stoke-on-Trent,Swindon has the lot, although its chavness is slightly more advanced than that of Stoke,as ear piercings and burberry caps have only just gone out of fashion! or at least thats what they think! Anyone who lives in Swindon or has been there should know never to visit one of the four P’s (Pinehurst,Penhill,Park […]
Bordon is the home of SEME and REME, part of the Army. Located about 10-12 miles south of Aldershit. Plenty of *****, and plenty of squaddies….sounds good already. […]
Delightfully located between **** strongholds of Shrewsbury and Stoke on Trent lies the little town of Market Drayton. Famous according to signs for gingerbread and the home of the Muller yogurt factory, Market Drayton is the ***** countryside retreat. A town with KwikSave Netto and LIDL is surely **** heaven. This town which i had […]
Crewe – A sceptic spot six inches up the ******** of England According to the tourist board, Crewe is a beautiful historic town set in the southern lowlands of Cheshire, with a rich heritage in the rail industry, an association that continues until today. That’s the bullshit. If you want the reality, visit the place. […]
The British captured Gibraltar 300 years ago. Sadly the village idiot was ****** in the action and so the post was advertised. Idiots from around the Med and Britain applied by the hundreds and due to an administrative error, all were accepted. The results can be seen in the population today. Gibraltar is a basically […]
Whether it’s culture or chavness you want, you can experience it all in ‘Cov’. For the upwardly mobile *****, one can find them at MacDonald’s carpark on the Holyhead Rd, Sunday night; practicing burnouts, checking out each others engines, bass-boxes etc and racing the 1/4 mile from Officeworld roundabout to the lights at Safeways. Daytime […]
