Stevenage is the only town in England to ban father’s day, as the poor little primary school kids were getting too confused.
Just shopping at the local supermarket can be stressful in Stevenage. It’s almost as if there’s a ferocious dog permanently tied to the railings by the main entrance! Once in side the 15 year old mother’s with her new boyfriend spend most of their time shouting “oi Kiesha, cum ear” at the poor 2 year old child.
These frozen food eating freaks are constantly trying their best to look as tacky as they can.
Linguistically the inarticulate people of Stevenage are certainly challenged; a person with an estuary accent would sound posh to one of these scumbags.