Poole, Dorset

DorsetSouth West

A lot of c***s can be spotted roaming about in nearby “sunny” Bournemouth but a great deal of them don’t live there and only visit with the aid of a bus or a stolen car.

The council are desperatley trying to make Poole Quay upmarket (the super-expensive Sandbanks is just up the road) but the further you get into the town centre the harder it becomes to navigate through the hordes of pushchair-wielding single mums and baseball-cap wearing thickos.

I don’t have any actual statistics to hand, but I’d imagine Poole and the surrounding areas have the highest concentraion of c***s in the whole of Dorset. Of particular note is Turlin Moor, a rough-as-f**k housing estate where you’re unable to walk 10-feet without hearing 2-Pac blasting out of a stolen stereo.

McDonalds is ever present and a shopping centre (a chave hot spot) contains a branch of JJB sports. A little further outside town is Tower Park – it was originally intended to be an “Entertainment Complex” put almost everything bar the UCI Cinema has closed down and the place is overrun by c***s on Friday and Saturday nights. They do have a KFC but the Burger King was burned down in mysterious circumstances several months ago.

They are now in the process of building an Asda a minutes walk from the town centre which will no doubt encourage more c***s to flock into Poole.


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