Harlow – Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter…

I like to think I’m a fairly hardened sort of person towards ugliness but I was not prepared for Harlow. I spent the early parts of my life in such, shall we say less than aesthetically pleasing, places as Middlesbrough, Bradford, Stoke-on-Trent and pre-gentrification Hackney. About five years, ago, I started a new job in […]

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Bradford is the stinking ar*e crack of Europe

Bradford, in my opinion is the biggest hole in Europe, never mind the UK. With around 526,400 people in its district and most are drug dealers who roll around in their awful pimped up Range Rovers and people who just spend half of their life in Wetherspoons drinking away while claiming benefits. I come to […]

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Margate – A true horror

This is a true story. In the summer of 2017 me and a mate came up with the seemingly brilliant idea of going to Margate for the night. We both had fond memories of visiting margate from our childhood. The funfairs, the beach, the bumper cars, it seemed to make sense. However as we are […]

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London

I am from london and i think that it is time for a list of the ********* places in our capital. these are in no particular order. Northolt Wembley Stonebridge Colindale Watling (Burnt Oak) Enfield Enfiled Island Village Ponders End Edmonton Wood Green Tottenham Islington Holloway Finsbury Park Stike Newington Stamford Hill Hendon Hackney Clapton […]

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A magical world

I know this isn’t a town in anyway shape or form, but “it” is still an excellent place for the spotting of *****. It’s a kind of magical place where the ***** look just like *****, but they act differently. They don’t go around in groups, nobody is intimidated by them; and although they do […]

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Plymouth

No, I’m not from Sunnydale, but instead from sunny Plymouth. Before I get done under the Trade Descriptions Act, it does actually piss it down most of the time; when it is sunny (pretty rare), those delightful rays are blocked out by a writhing mass of pure ****. Yes, we have ****** in white Nikeys, […]

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