Salford Education Department has thrown it’s full weight behind a proposed new college course aimed at 16 to 19 years in Salford. Preparation For Prison Life will, if it gets the go ahead from central government, be taught at college’s across the city. It will initially be a two year course, with time off for […]
This statement kind of sums up salford. . . . . SALFORD EARTHQUAKE APPEAL An earthquake measuring 5.7 on the Richter scale hit Salford last Wednesday morning. The epicentre was in the Ordsall area. Casulties were seen wandering aimlessly uttering “Bang out of order, mental and sorted” The earthquake decimated the area causing damage to […]
For all those who believe that their local town is the worst for *****, think again. Welcome to Salford, my favourite **** hole. I’ve lived in Salford for 21 years and seen it go from **** to even crapper. Anyone stupid enough to use public transport in Salford will most certainly agree that the M10 […]
Back in 1999, I went to ‘The University of Salford’ and had the misfortune of living in Castle Irwell, the Student village. What a dump. Leaky roofing, dodgy stairs, cracks in the wall, tiny beds, filthy kitchens, Jobsworth staff (a small, fat fella and a tall skinny bloke, who just screams out as being a […]
Yes, I know Salford has been done twice already, but it really is unspeakabally **** that nobody could ever hope to do it justice. But what the hell, I thought I’d give it a go anyway. Salford’s biggest claim to fame, of course, is being the birthplace of the highly overrated artist L. S. Lowry, […]
i know salford is already on here but i need to stress just how ****** and ****-******** it really is. i live right on the border of this sh*thole and a (marginally) nicer area and it’s amazing to see the difference between the two. every *self-respecting* **** in the north manchester area knows that salford […]
Yet another north west city I’m afraid. I was a student at Salford University for a year (failed the course so left thank goodness), and whenever you step out of the campus it’s like walking into Sarajevo. It’s the only place I know where some ***** (who hopefully have been strung up by their scrawny […]
Ah, Manchester. A refuge for people who seek to find a platform to express themselves. A place for people abroad to come and get a taste of the norths busiest city. A place to experience history which has helped to transform the world. A place for one of the most recognised and highly sought after […]
Read More… from Manchester City Centre – Failing to live the dream
Radcliffe is a small village in North Manchester and is quickly turning into a ghetto all it needs is some tower blocks and it would look like the rest of Manchester. If you came here you would think its a nice posh place to relax and chill but as you go deeper into the town […]
Farnworth, a subdistrict of Bolton, is a town which has never truly left its age-old village mentality in the past. The beginning of the problem stems from being confused about its place in the world. Being situated in between Bolton and Little Hulton, Farnworth is never really sure whether it is Boltonian or Salfordian. The […]
Well what can I say and where the hell do I start. Please bare in mind I have spent time in Middleton, Stockport and Brinnington universally recognised as being poorly kept public toilets. ROCHDALE, once described by Monty Python as a quaint Northern village, I am sure you already recognise this as a misnomer of […]
Read More… from Rochdale, gain an understanding of this excremental town
My My My, There is an old saying of “You can only judge a s**t hole by what passes through it” …. aint it the truth! I have lived here for approx 18 months and it’s hell, this is not due to the area, facilities etc but the people. Salford City Council should be proud […]
Read More… from Eccles, you can only judge a sh*thole by what passes through it
