in little oswestry where i used to live(thank god i don’t live there now). you cannot walk through the town without passing a chav. i notice also with my ex-town that there is an excess of chavs yet hardly any chavettes i mean there about (and fat) but you never see them as they are either too young to come out or to laid out on the back seat of some older chavs car to be noticed. the main carpark is usually full of soop-ed up cars lined up diagonally at the top end of the car park where all there ‘juliez’ walk passed. this is where they sit all night untill its time for there factory work in chirk in the morning. Well not all of them are twats………… yeah right!!!. well who ever posted before said that all the young chavettes go to the little vic once a month which is true but most of them 14+ go to the other vic anyway and claim there 5 bottles of vk blue or orange (yes i went there too once) with there paper round money. Most of them skive of school to and i always remeber my last day of where we all got egged by the chavs in the park so most of us (rockers and punks) left and went to somewhere else and enjoyed the rest of the day. twats!!!. i think thats about it. Also though, we have 52 pubs so we get all the chirkers and welsh chavs (not meant racially) coming down and beating up all the towny chavs its quite fun to watch if you can run fast. My brother was once the victim of such an act. and yet i cannot positivly express my passion for calling chavs
its difficult to know where to start with oswestry as a chav town but the population of chavs is growing almost every week,as more and more street racers roar there oversized dustbin exhausts trying to make as much disturbance as they can. But the main gathering point which i think makes oswestry unique to chav culture is ‘The Vic’ it is the local nightclub where, once a month will open its doors to under 16’s only. This is a must be place for all young chavsters where chavettes wear skirts which are so small could be worn as belts on most men. The chavs dance through the night until they come out and cause a riot where there main aim everyweek is to get the police involved as most of them masturbate over the police women in uniform. This gathering of chavs will cause pilgrims from all around to come to oswestry including adult chavs who (even though they cant go in the under 16’s) like to speed around and perv at the underage birds. Another fun game the chavs play is to see how much alcohol (forbidden) can they bring in without being caught while the losers wait outside until the rest come out when they can run through the town smashing stuff and getting ‘totally paraletic’ (an actual chav quote).Finally i come to the conclusion of a new arise of a chav item of clothing………..The ‘Bench’ jacket these are now more common than hooped earrings amoung chavs and even though many think this may be ‘stylish’ this is by no means stylish and is definetely a chav mark of distinction. Well with that bombshell i end my chav report thanks for reading!