Newstead Village

Welcome to Newstead Village, The home of Chavs and to a better extent…Skaters.

The local hotspot for the professional ‘Chav Hunter’. About a stones throw away from Kikrby-In-Ashfield and Annesly Village its nestled between Woods and A industrial estate.
As we enter the village we come across ‘The Triangle’ and one of the local parks where the chavs will chill out with their ‘cronies’ smoking weed and blinding the local old people with the sunlight from their so called ‘Bling’.
Further down the road we come across the corner shop and opposite the chippy. 24/7 there will be at least 5 chavs outside this spot, Usually at least 1 will be on a bike/scooter. This is a main spot for the chavs as they tease and pick on the younger/older members of Newstead.
On the topic of scooters, The chavs can also be found in Newstead Woods near Hucknall in which they’ll be riding there Scooters, Dirtbikes, Quadbikes and ‘Go-pedMo-ped’.
The chavs in Newstead range from the wannabe ‘younguns’ who wear the chav gear to the full blown chavettes who are giving their boyfriend chavs a blowjob as I write this story.
I end this story with the message “If you want to get laid and get aids…Come to newstead.”

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