There is a shopping centre in the West End of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, which after 8pm has a Spar shop and an Indian Takeaway open.
***** from miles around visit this place of High ‘****’ excitement. They hang around waiting for elderly people to go to the shop and ask them to buy 4 cans of pissy lager, which (if successful) they promptly vomit all over the path 2 hrs later!
I once urinated in an empty lager can, and added it to the pile of cans near them when they wandered off to buy tabs!…And enjoyed watching one of them take a big slug of it on his return!…before being sick!
The ****** probably never even noticed it was warm, til it was too late!