There is a shopping centre in the West End of Newcastle-upon-Tyne, which after 8pm has a Spar shop and an Indian Takeaway open.
Chavs from miles around visit this place of High ‘Chav’ excitement. They hang around waiting for elderly people to go to the shop and ask them to buy 4 cans of pissy lager, which (if successful) they promptly vomit all over the path 2 hrs later!
I once urinated in an empty lager can, and added it to the pile of cans near them when they wandered off to buy tabs!…And enjoyed watching one of them take a big slug of it on his return!…before being sick!
The t****r probably never even noticed it was warm, til it was too late!