So you are thinking of moving to Ulverston in Cumbria? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Ulverston is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Ulverston the land of milk and honey or are Broughton in Furness, Dalton in Furness and Millom a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Ulverston
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of July 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Ulverston. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Ulverston | 16 |
| Dragley Beck | 14 |
| South Ulverston | 14 |
| Newland | 14 |
| Sandside | 8 |
| Newland Bottom | 5 |
| Mansriggs | 5 |
| Croftlands | 3 |
| Arrad Foot | 2 |
| Rowe Head | 1 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Ulverston. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Ulverston. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Parkside (Best) | 16426/32845 |
| Newbarns | 22284/32845 |
| Dalton South | 26841/32845 |
| Ulverston East | 27462/32845 |
| Millom | 28816/32845 |
| Dalton North | 29057/32845 |
| Hawcoat | 29856/32845 |
| Ulverston West | 30109/32845 |
| Broughton & Coniston | 31730/32845 |
| Furness Peninsula (Worst) | 32602/32845 |
Bradley, the shit in the slippers of Huddersfield
Your Health in Ulverston
If you are thinking of moving to Ulverston, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Ulverston compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Lancaster | 1.3% | 4.49% | 13.7% | 33.84% | 46.67% |
| Wyre | 1.66% | 5.52% | 15.95% | 33.62% | 43.25% |
| Barrow-in-Furness | 1.8% | 6.57% | 15.77% | 33.1% | 42.75% |
| South Lakeland (Ulverston) | 0.96% | 3.57% | 13.62% | 35.1% | 46.75% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Ulverston. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Ulverston. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Ulverston East (Best) | 10902/32845 |
| Ulverston West | 22565/32845 |
| Furness Peninsula | 23176/32845 |
| Broughton & Coniston | 26785/32845 |
| Parkside | 3934/32845 |
| Newbarns | 4128/32845 |
| Hawcoat | 4636/32845 |
| Millom | 5773/32845 |
| Dalton South | 6051/32845 |
| Dalton North (Worst) | 7292/32845 |
Huddersfield, such a brilliant place to live!
Deprivation in Ulverston
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Ulverston. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Parkside (Best) | 12067/32845 |
| Ulverston East | 13731/32845 |
| Newbarns | 14156/32845 |
| Dalton South | 14818/32845 |
| Dalton North | 16329/32845 |
| Broughton & Coniston | 20024/32845 |
| Furness Peninsula | 20536/32845 |
| Hawcoat | 21070/32845 |
| Ulverston West | 27139/32845 |
| Millom (Worst) | 9360/32845 |
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