So you are thinking of moving to Street in Somerset? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Street is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Street the land of milk and honey or are Glastonbury, Langport and Somerton a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Street
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of August 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Street. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Street | 25 |
| Edgarley | 19 |
| Beckery | 18 |
| Portland | 18 |
| Walton | 2 |
| Asney | 2 |
| Redlands | 2 |
| Compton Dundon | 2 |
| Marshall’s Elm | 0 |
| Butleigh Wootton | 0 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Street. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Street. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Glastonbury St John's (Best) | 13832/32845 |
| Moor | 18746/32845 |
| Street North | 19327/32845 |
| East Polden | 20546/32845 |
| Street South | 20550/32845 |
| Wessex | 23060/32845 |
| Street West | 29317/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Mary's | 4739/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Edmund's | 6835/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Benedict's (Worst) | 7998/32845 |
Glastonbury: it's hard to find anyone who isn't blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse
Your Health in Street
If you are thinking of moving to Street, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Street compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| South Somerset | 1.03% | 3.79% | 13.82% | 35.91% | 45.45% |
| Sedgemoor | 1.16% | 4.36% | 14.77% | 35.16% | 44.55% |
| Mendip (Street) | 1.01% | 3.79% | 13.38% | 35.02% | 46.81% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Street. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Street. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Glastonbury St Mary's (Best) | 10462/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Edmund's | 10666/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Benedict's | 10944/32845 |
| Street South | 14452/32845 |
| Street North | 15114/32845 |
| Glastonbury St John's | 18083/32845 |
| Wessex | 19219/32845 |
| Moor | 22379/32845 |
| East Polden | 24925/32845 |
| Street West (Worst) | 25992/32845 |
Wells - Posh veneer, chav underbelly
Deprivation in Street
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Street. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Glastonbury St Benedict's (Best) | 10394/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Mary's | 11475/32845 |
| Glastonbury St John's | 13103/32845 |
| Street North | 14873/32845 |
| East Polden | 15810/32845 |
| Street South | 18457/32845 |
| Moor | 18787/32845 |
| Wessex | 19094/32845 |
| Street West | 27490/32845 |
| Glastonbury St Edmund's (Worst) | 9271/32845 |
Wells – Posh veneer, **** underbelly
Bridgwater: like an open cesspit, the thickest sh*ts tend to accumulate here
Yeovil – Jewel of the **** Crown
Frome: Trapped in Vegan Hell
Minehead, Grockels come to here to paddle their hairy toes in the sea
Yeovil, neatly situated in the **** end of nowhere
Chard, the houses remind me of Cambridge… if it had been bombed
Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own ****
Nailsea: Where the old come to die