Moving to Staines upon Thames, Surrey? What you need to know

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Moving to Staines upon Thames, Surrey - What you need to know

So you are thinking of moving to Staines upon Thames in Surrey? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Staines upon Thames is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Staines upon Thames the land of milk and honey or are Ashford, Egham and Kingston upon Thames a lot better? Time to find out.

Crime in Staines upon Thames

Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of July 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Staines upon Thames. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.

Polcing Area Voilent Crimes
Staines 72
Ashford 55
Knowle Green 48
Egham 24
Laleham 24
Thames 23
Longford 19
Colne 16
Horton 7
Colne Brook 4

The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Staines upon Thames. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Staines upon Thames. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.

Ward Average rank in England
Staines (Best) 12993/32845
Ashford Town 14982/32845
Staines South 18093/32845
Egham Town 18544/32845
Egham Hythe 19483/32845
Thorpe 19527/32845
Englefield Green East 19737/32845
Riverside and Laleham 23504/32845
Stanwell North 5842/32845
Ashford North and Stanwell South (Worst) 9809/32845
Reader Opinion:

Ashford, once a village, became ruined due to the airport

Your Health in Staines upon Thames

If you are thinking of moving to Staines upon Thames, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Staines upon Thames compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;

Local Authority Very Bad Bad Fair Good Very Good
Hounslow 1.11% 3.58% 11.24% 35.07% 49%
Slough 0.99% 3.5% 11.62% 35.99% 47.9%
Spelthorne (Staines upon Thames) 0.87% 3.23% 12.04% 35.82% 48.04%
Runnymede 0.75% 2.94% 10.89% 34.1% 51.32%

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Staines upon Thames. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Staines upon Thames. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;

Ward Average rank in England
Stanwell North (Best) 16431/32845
Ashford North and Stanwell South 20591/32845
Staines South 21510/32845
Egham Hythe 21816/32845
Egham Town 24790/32845
Staines 24872/32845
Ashford Town 25186/32845
Thorpe 27772/32845
Riverside and Laleham 28427/32845
Englefield Green East (Worst) 30022/32845
Reader Opinion:

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Deprivation in Staines upon Thames

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Staines upon Thames. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.

Ward Average rank in England
Stanwell North (Best) 10417/32845
Ashford North and Stanwell South 14966/32845
Staines South 17263/32845
Staines 19052/32845
Egham Hythe 19844/32845
Thorpe 23394/32845
Egham Town 23400/32845
Ashford Town 25283/32845
Riverside and Laleham 26626/32845
Englefield Green East (Worst) 27813/32845

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