So you are thinking of moving to Nottingham in Nottinghamshire? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Nottingham is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Nottingham the land of milk and honey or are Beeston, Carlton and Netherfield a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Nottingham
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of November 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Nottingham. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Nottingham | 262 |
| Carrington | 224 |
| Mapperley Park | 201 |
| New Basford | 189 |
| Radford | 187 |
| Porchester | 116 |
| Sherwood | 112 |
| Carlton | 97 |
| The Meadows | 66 |
| Dunkirk | 44 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Nottingham. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Nottingham. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Radford (Best) | 10328/32845 |
| Mapperley | 10544/32845 |
| Castle | 10568/32845 |
| Meadows | 12487/32845 |
| Dales | 12710/32845 |
| Clifton West | 14161/32845 |
| Trent Bridge | 26169/32845 |
| Hyson Green & Arboretum | 3593/32845 |
| St. Ann's | 6330/32845 |
| Berridge (Worst) | 6826/32845 |
Nottingham? It should be called Shottingham.
Your Health in Nottingham
If you are thinking of moving to Nottingham, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Nottingham compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Nottingham (Nottingham) | 1.53% | 4.93% | 13.6% | 33.8% | 46.14% |
| Gedling | 1.17% | 4.1% | 14.51% | 35.17% | 45.05% |
| Broxtowe | 1.14% | 4.13% | 14.26% | 34.96% | 45.51% |
| Rushcliffe | 0.87% | 3.12% | 11.5% | 32.59% | 51.91% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Nottingham. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Nottingham. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Trent Bridge (Best) | 24790/32845 |
| St. Ann's | 3230/32845 |
| Radford | 3568/32845 |
| Hyson Green & Arboretum | 4178/32845 |
| Meadows | 5073/32845 |
| Dales | 6316/32845 |
| Berridge | 7254/32845 |
| Castle | 8237/32845 |
| Mapperley | 8461/32845 |
| Clifton West (Worst) | 9100/32845 |
Breaston: stuck in the year 1500, village of inbreds
Deprivation in Nottingham
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Nottingham. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Clifton West (Best) | 11185/32845 |
| Castle | 11596/32845 |
| Trent Bridge | 26658/32845 |
| St. Ann's | 4123/32845 |
| Hyson Green & Arboretum | 4554/32845 |
| Dales | 6659/32845 |
| Meadows | 6938/32845 |
| Berridge | 7181/32845 |
| Radford | 8948/32845 |
| Mapperley (Worst) | 9188/32845 |
Breaston: stuck in the year 1500, village of *******
Nottingham, A dirty place full of people who can’t speak properly
Bulwell: a market town… mostly down market
Eakring: not the end of the earth but you sure can see it from there
Melton Mowbray: Neanderthals loiter outside McDonalds, with not one GCSE in Car Theft between them
Sneinton, Nottingham, do not come here for peace
Melton Mowbray is the most bizarre & terrifying place I’ve ever lived
Ilkeston: The perineum of the east midlands
Nottingham, the least friendly, intolerant city I have ever lived in