So you are thinking of moving to Langley Mill in Derbyshire? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Langley Mill is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Langley Mill the land of milk and honey or are Heanor, Over Woodhouse and Eastwood a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Langley Mill
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of July 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Langley Mill. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Aldercar | 98 |
| Langley Mill | 98 |
| Newlands | 86 |
| Langley | 86 |
| Erewash | 66 |
| Common Side | 57 |
| Heanor | 57 |
| New Eastwood | 47 |
| Stoneyford | 16 |
| Brinsley | 3 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Langley Mill. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Langley Mill. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Cotmanhay (Best) | 11571/32845 |
| Eastwood Hilltop | 12819/32845 |
| Eastwood Hall | 15353/32845 |
| Heanor West | 15450/32845 |
| Langley Mill and Aldercar | 18184/32845 |
| Heanor East | 20069/32845 |
| Underwood | 23718/32845 |
| Heanor and Loscoe | 23958/32845 |
| Brinsley | 24839/32845 |
| Eastwood St Mary's (Worst) | 7787/32845 |
Heanor the land where chavy teens rule.
Your Health in Langley Mill
If you are thinking of moving to Langley Mill, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Langley Mill compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ashfield | 1.5% | 5.66% | 16.31% | 34.48% | 42.05% |
| Amber Valley (Langley Mill) | 1.26% | 4.75% | 14.99% | 34.99% | 44.01% |
| Erewash | 1.28% | 4.35% | 14.96% | 35.39% | 44.03% |
| Broxtowe | 1.14% | 4.13% | 14.26% | 34.96% | 45.51% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Langley Mill. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Langley Mill. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Eastwood Hall (Best) | 11702/32845 |
| Heanor East | 11955/32845 |
| Underwood | 13447/32845 |
| Heanor and Loscoe | 13650/32845 |
| Brinsley | 18337/32845 |
| Eastwood St Mary's | 6771/32845 |
| Langley Mill and Aldercar | 7676/32845 |
| Cotmanhay | 8198/32845 |
| Heanor West | 9754/32845 |
| Eastwood Hilltop (Worst) | 9763/32845 |
Eastwood, you've a choice between Morrisons or Iceland for your micro-chips & blue pop
Deprivation in Langley Mill
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Langley Mill. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Eastwood Hilltop (Best) | 10189/32845 |
| Heanor West | 12333/32845 |
| Eastwood Hall | 13461/32845 |
| Heanor East | 14518/32845 |
| Heanor and Loscoe | 14520/32845 |
| Brinsley | 19460/32845 |
| Underwood | 21220/32845 |
| Eastwood St Mary's | 5720/32845 |
| Cotmanhay | 7642/32845 |
| Langley Mill and Aldercar (Worst) | 8314/32845 |
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