Moving to Failsworth, Greater Manchester? What you need to know

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Moving to Failsworth, Greater Manchester - What you need to know

So you are thinking of moving to Failsworth in Greater Manchester? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Failsworth is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Failsworth the land of milk and honey or are Chadderton, Oldham and Failsworth a lot better? Time to find out.

Crime in Failsworth

Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of August 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Failsworth. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.

Polcing Area Voilent Crimes
Newton Heath 1
Hollinwood 0
New Moston 0
Failsworth 0
Coppice 0
Copster Hill 0
Knott Lanes 0
Daisy Nook 0
Taunton 0
Fitton Hill 0

The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Failsworth. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Failsworth. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.

Ward Average rank in England
Miles Platting & Newton Heath (Best) 1034/32845
Chadderton Central 12516/32845
Charlestown 2738/32845
Hollinwood 3596/32845
Moston 4111/32845
Medlock Vale 4319/32845
Failsworth East 4518/32845
Chadderton South 5676/32845
Failsworth West 6256/32845
Ashton Waterloo (Worst) 6297/32845
Reader Opinion:

Failsworth: a town of hard working individuals & lazy inbred pond life

Your Health in Failsworth

If you are thinking of moving to Failsworth, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Failsworth compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;

Local Authority Very Bad Bad Fair Good Very Good
Manchester 1.72% 5.37% 12.45% 31.69% 48.76%
Tameside 1.6% 5.7% 15.05% 33.7% 43.96%
Oldham (Failsworth) 1.52% 5.42% 14.57% 33.34% 45.14%
Trafford 1.13% 4.09% 12.16% 31.64% 50.97%

The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Failsworth. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Failsworth. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;

Ward Average rank in England
Chadderton Central (Best) 11179/32845
Charlestown 3671/32845
Medlock Vale 4932/32845
Moston 5417/32845
Ashton Waterloo 5653/32845
Hollinwood 5735/32845
Chadderton South 7643/32845
Failsworth West 7768/32845
Failsworth East 7821/32845
Miles Platting & Newton Heath (Worst) 922/32845
Reader Opinion:

Rochdale - Welcome to the cesspit of the universe

Deprivation in Failsworth

Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Failsworth. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.

Ward Average rank in England
Failsworth West (Best) 10837/32845
Miles Platting & Newton Heath 1103/32845
Chadderton Central 15200/32845
Medlock Vale 4478/32845
Hollinwood 4781/32845
Charlestown 4875/32845
Moston 5965/32845
Chadderton South 8702/32845
Failsworth East 9453/32845
Ashton Waterloo (Worst) 9485/32845

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