So you are thinking of moving to Crewe in Cheshire? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Crewe is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Crewe the land of milk and honey or are Alsager, Nantwich and Sandbach a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Crewe
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of November 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Crewe. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Crewe | 155 |
| Elworth | 38 |
| Balterley Heath | 8 |
| Gorstyhill | 8 |
| Englesea-brook | 7 |
| Hollinsgreen | 4 |
| Barthomley | 0 |
| Balterley | 0 |
| Balterley Green | 0 |
| Buddileigh | 0 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Crewe. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Crewe. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Crewe St Barnabas (Best) | 11191/32845 |
| Crewe North | 11218/32845 |
| Crewe East | 14234/32845 |
| Crewe West | 14806/32845 |
| Brereton Rural | 21939/32845 |
| Leighton | 25683/32845 |
| Shavington | 27903/32845 |
| Haslington | 28879/32845 |
| Crewe Central | 3361/32845 |
| Crewe South (Worst) | 8104/32845 |
Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent
Your Health in Crewe
If you are thinking of moving to Crewe, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Crewe compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cheshire East (Crewe) | 1.06% | 3.85% | 12.78% | 33.25% | 49.06% |
| Shropshire | 1.13% | 3.91% | 13.55% | 34.92% | 46.49% |
| Newcastle-under-Lyme | 1.4% | 5.1% | 14.37% | 34.48% | 44.65% |
| Staffordshire Moorlands | 1.37% | 4.55% | 14.86% | 35.06% | 44.15% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Crewe. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Crewe. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Crewe South (Best) | 12896/32845 |
| Crewe West | 12984/32845 |
| Shavington | 19795/32845 |
| Brereton Rural | 22088/32845 |
| Haslington | 23253/32845 |
| Leighton | 24329/32845 |
| Crewe Central | 6223/32845 |
| Crewe St Barnabas | 7362/32845 |
| Crewe North | 8935/32845 |
| Crewe East (Worst) | 9316/32845 |
Whitchurch (Wem): The abyss of Shropshire
Deprivation in Crewe
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Crewe. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Crewe North (Best) | 10733/32845 |
| Crewe South | 12831/32845 |
| Crewe East | 13511/32845 |
| Crewe West | 14516/32845 |
| Brereton Rural | 18186/32845 |
| Leighton | 25959/32845 |
| Shavington | 26007/32845 |
| Haslington | 27313/32845 |
| Crewe Central | 5076/32845 |
| Crewe St Barnabas (Worst) | 6382/32845 |
Nantwich: the place that time forgot
Stoke On Trent – A place devoid of intelligence
Stafford truly is the new Crewe and then some!
Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent
Kazakhstan to Crewe – no thank you!
Whitchurch (Wem): The abyss of Shropshire
Nantwich: home of the yummy mummy & a sea of middle class insolence
Stoke-on-Trent a.k.a Joke-on-Trent
Winsford, once a nice, peaceful and prosperous town