So you are thinking of moving to Consett in Durham? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Consett is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Consett the land of milk and honey or are Stanley, Tow Law and Prudhoe a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Consett
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of July 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Consett. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Leadgate | 79 |
| Crookhall | 77 |
| Bridgehill | 69 |
| Consett | 69 |
| Blackhill | 69 |
| Benfieldside | 34 |
| Iveston | 28 |
| Templetown | 25 |
| Shotley Bridge | 17 |
| Knitsley | 1 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Consett. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Consett. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Consett South (Best) | 10362/32845 |
| Chopwell and Rowlands Gill | 14405/32845 |
| Consett North | 15008/32845 |
| Leadgate and Medomsley | 15089/32845 |
| Delves Lane | 15670/32845 |
| Benfieldside | 19676/32845 |
| Burnopfield and Dipton | 23675/32845 |
| Lanchester | 23952/32845 |
| South Tynedale | 25858/32845 |
| Annfield Plain (Worst) | 9483/32845 |
Consett, the inbred pissy-mattress furnished capital of the North
Your Health in Consett
If you are thinking of moving to Consett, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Consett compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| County Durham (Consett) | 1.82% | 6.35% | 16.06% | 33.43% | 42.35% |
| Sunderland | 1.99% | 6.59% | 15.95% | 32.87% | 42.6% |
| Newcastle upon Tyne | 1.55% | 5.28% | 13.57% | 31.8% | 47.8% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Consett. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Consett. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Burnopfield and Dipton (Best) | 10049/32845 |
| Benfieldside | 10859/32845 |
| Lanchester | 12986/32845 |
| South Tynedale | 18623/32845 |
| Consett South | 4515/32845 |
| Annfield Plain | 4945/32845 |
| Consett North | 6576/32845 |
| Delves Lane | 7354/32845 |
| Chopwell and Rowlands Gill | 7712/32845 |
| Leadgate and Medomsley (Worst) | 8844/32845 |
Stanley, County Durham: Bleak, Depressing, Godawful.
Deprivation in Consett
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Consett. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Leadgate and Medomsley (Best) | 11904/32845 |
| Chopwell and Rowlands Gill | 12259/32845 |
| Delves Lane | 12452/32845 |
| Consett North | 12513/32845 |
| South Tynedale | 16118/32845 |
| Benfieldside | 16219/32845 |
| Burnopfield and Dipton | 19170/32845 |
| Lanchester | 20623/32845 |
| Annfield Plain | 6177/32845 |
| Consett South (Worst) | 8029/32845 |
Consett, the ****** pissy-mattress furnished capital of the North
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