So you are thinking of moving to Burslem in Staffordshire? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Burslem is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Burslem the land of milk and honey or are Kidsgrove, Longton and Newcastle under Lyme a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Burslem
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of August 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Burslem. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Cobridge | 3 |
| Burslem | 3 |
| May Bank | 1 |
| Etruria | 1 |
| Basford | 1 |
| Newcastle-under-Lyme | 1 |
| Porthill | 0 |
| Longport | 0 |
| Cross Heath | 0 |
| Stoke-on-Trent | 0 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Burslem. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Burslem. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Town (Best) | 10132/32845 |
| Knutton | 12410/32845 |
| Wolstanton | 15844/32845 |
| May Bank | 17687/32845 |
| Thistleberry | 19522/32845 |
| Bradwell | 20016/32845 |
| Burslem Central | 2114/32845 |
| Moorcroft | 3018/32845 |
| Burslem Park | 6840/32845 |
| Cross Heath (Worst) | 9094/32845 |
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Your Health in Burslem
If you are thinking of moving to Burslem, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Burslem compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Stoke-on-Trent | 1.87% | 6.17% | 15.33% | 34.66% | 41.97% |
| Shropshire | 1.13% | 3.91% | 13.55% | 34.92% | 46.49% |
| Newcastle-under-Lyme (Burslem) | 1.4% | 5.1% | 14.37% | 34.48% | 44.65% |
| Staffordshire Moorlands | 1.37% | 4.55% | 14.86% | 35.06% | 44.15% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Burslem. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Burslem. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Bradwell (Best) | 11571/32845 |
| Thistleberry | 12028/32845 |
| Wolstanton | 12609/32845 |
| May Bank | 12960/32845 |
| Moorcroft | 2189/32845 |
| Burslem Central | 2297/32845 |
| Burslem Park | 3688/32845 |
| Knutton | 4047/32845 |
| Town | 5451/32845 |
| Cross Heath (Worst) | 5623/32845 |
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Deprivation in Burslem
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Burslem. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Bradwell (Best) | 17927/32845 |
| Wolstanton | 18213/32845 |
| Thistleberry | 18753/32845 |
| May Bank | 18888/32845 |
| Burslem Central | 2843/32845 |
| Moorcroft | 3515/32845 |
| Burslem Park | 5358/32845 |
| Knutton | 7345/32845 |
| Cross Heath | 7896/32845 |
| Town (Worst) | 9365/32845 |
Burslem, the “Mother” town of Stoke
Wombourne, the **** of South Staffordshire
Stoke-on-trent, more like Sh*thole-on-trent
Rugeley is the town equivalent of Ryanair
Stoke-on-Trent, I escaped this terminally depressed, squalid excuse for a City
Stoke-on-Trent a.k.a Joke-on-Trent
Cannock: What a hole
Leek: just like any other midlands town, just don’t expect a McDonalds
Stafford truly is the new Crewe and then some!