So you are thinking of moving to Alnwick in Northumberland? You've found some estate agents and they have told you what you wanted to hear. You've read some speil by a local councillor who says that Alnwick is on the up an up? Now it's time for a bit of reality. Cold hard statistics culled from the Police, the Indices of Deprivation and the latest census. Is Alnwick the land of milk and honey or are Amble, Rothbury and Wooler a lot better? Time to find out.
Crime in Alnwick
Using the latest Police street crime figures for the month of August 2020 we have compiled a table of the most voilent Policing areas in and around Alnwick. Naturally the more urban and more central areas will have a higher rate of crime, but often you can be surprised when that is not the case and that is the area you want to move to.
| Polcing Area | Voilent Crimes |
|---|---|
| Alnwick | 22 |
| Freelands | 18 |
| Alnmouth | 1 |
| Bilton | 1 |
| Shilbottle | 0 |
| Shilbottle Grange | 0 |
| Littlehoughton | 0 |
| Longhoughton | 0 |
| High Buston | 0 |
| Boulmer | 0 |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has crime statistics for Alnwick. These statitics are published by the government every 2-3 years. They are a measure of how likely you are to be a victim of personal or material crime in an area, such as muggings or burglary. We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Alnwick. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Amble (Best) | 11595/32845 |
| Lynemouth | 12235/32845 |
| Druridge Bay | 17824/32845 |
| Alnwick | 17932/32845 |
| Amble West with Warkworth | 20879/32845 |
| Norham and Islandshires | 28417/32845 |
| Bamburgh | 28566/32845 |
| Wooler | 28829/32845 |
| Longhoughton | 29635/32845 |
| Shilbottle (Worst) | 29914/32845 |
Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related
Your Health in Alnwick
If you are thinking of moving to Alnwick, you want to know if the place is likely to put you on a downward spiral of ill health. We've taken the healh question from the latest census to find out and how Alnwick compares to its neighbouring local authorities. People were asked to rate their current health from very bad to very good;
| Local Authority | Very Bad | Bad | Fair | Good | Very Good |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Newcastle upon Tyne | 1.55% | 5.28% | 13.57% | 31.8% | 47.8% |
| North Tyneside | 1.5% | 5.3% | 15.02% | 33.34% | 44.84% |
| South Tyneside | 1.91% | 6.34% | 16% | 32.99% | 42.76% |
The English Indices of Deprivation also has health statistics for Alnwick. They measures the risk of premature death and the impairment of quality of life through poor physical or mental health, lovely! We've collated an average rank for all the Lower Super Output Areas (LSOA) in each ward in and around Alnwick. The table below shows ten wards in this area, from the best to the worst;
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Alnwick (Best) | 18812/32845 |
| Bamburgh | 19167/32845 |
| Norham and Islandshires | 19327/32845 |
| Shilbottle | 20106/32845 |
| Amble West with Warkworth | 20190/32845 |
| Wooler | 22476/32845 |
| Longhoughton | 24035/32845 |
| Amble | 7754/32845 |
| Druridge Bay | 8646/32845 |
| Lynemouth (Worst) | 9144/32845 |
Seahouses: they hide the inbred so you see what they want you to see
Deprivation in Alnwick
Using the English Indices of Deprivation statistics, we've collated the average Index of Multiple Deprivation rank of all the LSOAs in the wards in and around Alnwick. In layman's terms, this is how rough the ward is based on mutiple measures of deprivation including; employment, income, health, crime, housing and outside space.
| Ward | Average rank in England |
|---|---|
| Norham and Islandshires (Best) | 10073/32845 |
| Druridge Bay | 12012/32845 |
| Lynemouth | 12538/32845 |
| Wooler | 13648/32845 |
| Bamburgh | 14129/32845 |
| Longhoughton | 20345/32845 |
| Alnwick | 20587/32845 |
| Shilbottle | 21083/32845 |
| Amble West with Warkworth | 22138/32845 |
| Amble (Worst) | 9136/32845 |
Seahouses: they hide the ****** so you see what they want you to see
Wooler: in the morning it’s a lovely rural town, by midday it changes
Morpeth: Is it really as posh as the posters make it look? No!
Blyth, still the **** capital of Northumberland…..but now with a KFC
Newbiggin-By-The-Sea full of mullet, snapback, tracky bottom wearing idiots
Ashington is now a necrotic ulcer on the nether regions of the North East
Ashington is by far the ********* town in Northumberland
Amble: the population of 6,022 is now almost entirely related