Written by Anonymous. Posted in West Midlands

This is like a holiday in a five star hotel to chavs. Mere green WAS nice quiet place where you could go with some mates and buy stuff. But now, its all changed. Its chav-mania.

Went down there today with a few mates to see a bunch of chavs being chased off by another bunch of chavs who thought their so called ‘disguise’ of having their hoodies up and pulled so tight around their ratty faces so they could hardly breathe was convincing down to sainsburys where the crowd hid and played a fun game of ‘seek and stab’ around the supermarket! Bashing into old ladies trollys as they go.

On our way out of sainsburys we saw 2 idiot chavs with a shopping trolley getting some pleasurable entertainment from pushing their mate down the hill in this trolly and laughing when they almost hit a car. A stupid dorky laugh like ‘UHH HUH HUH HAHAHAA’ and im just like… ‘No… Get a life you scum’.

The best way to defeat a chav is too laugh in their face or just casually take the piss out of them. Going back to sainsburys. Theres always some low live gormless chav to earns around £3 an hour by standing there talking to their chav friends and helping them steal some stuff. They’re that thick they didnt think to go on the till and not put half the stuff through, but you know – What more can you expect from chavs?!?!

Thats all I have to say on the low lives for now, but I will keep you all updated on the ‘chav life’ of mere green!

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