Delightfully located between **** strongholds of Shrewsbury and Stoke on Trent lies the little town of Market Drayton. Famous according to signs for gingerbread and the home of the Muller yogurt factory, Market Drayton is the ***** countryside retreat. A town with KwikSave Netto and LIDL is surely **** heaven. This town which i had the misfortune to live near for 15 of my 22 years has a delightful mix of townie *****, ****** country folk, young offenders [stoke heath] and to top it off squadies! Market day is when the town really comes alive, ***** bunk off lessons at the grove school or skive thier shifts at the palethorps pies to steal from market stalls or congregate outside the minging pheasent grill chippy. Spot teenage ***** buying baby clothes in one of ‘Drayton’s’ many charity shops or trying to get served 92p bottles of spirits [akin to paint stripper] in Netto. A family meal can be had at the aforementioned Pheasent Grill where coronary heart disease comes as standard. Market Drayton has ONE redeeming feature-Cookies the home of the best chips ever! and as the ***** frequent the Pheasent its possible to get served with a great tasting mega crunchie without too much hassle.