Shropshire   |    West Midlands   |  

Delightfully located between chav strongholds of Shrewsbury and Stoke on Trent lies the little town of Market Drayton. Famous according to signs for gingerbread and the home of the Muller yogurt factory, Market Drayton is the chavs countryside retreat. A town with KwikSave Netto and LIDL is surely chav heaven. This town which i had the misfortune to live near for 15 of my 22 years has a delightful mix of townie chavs, inbred country folk, young offenders [stoke heath] and to top it off squadies! Market day is when the town really comes alive, chavs bunk off lessons at the grove school or skive thier shifts at the palethorps pies to steal from market stalls or congregate outside the minging pheasent grill chippy. Spot teenage chavs buying baby clothes in one of ‘Drayton’s’ many charity shops or trying to get served 92p bottles of spirits [akin to paint stripper] in Netto. A family meal can be had at the aforementioned Pheasent Grill where coronary heart disease comes as standard. Market Drayton has ONE redeeming feature-Cookies the home of the best chips ever! and as the chavs frequent the Pheasent its possible to get served with a great tasting mega crunchie without too much hassle.







Top 10 worst places to live in England 2018

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This Place is getting Shitter Every week, They Cant even keep there “Home of Ginger Bread” Status anymore. Since the Bakers fucked off to York to take there business elese where. The Chaves are spreading like a Bad Rash. They act like they own the place hanging around Threashers looking like there gonna buy some booze but they dont, shouting at cars and making themselves look like Jokers, and whats all this with the Reboke Classics did’nt they go out of Fashion 4 years ago along with Hansen and Cherry Coke. The Under Gae chavs are the worst there a bunch of Skabby f*****s who always f**k you(I say f**k cause they dont ask) to get them some Lams and Buttlers or abit of booze for them, Init cause they like totel Blaggin and too cool to try and get it them selfs.







Top 10 worst places to live in England 2018