Maidenhead’s train station sign should say “Abandon all hope here”. The place has been shafted by its Tory council for years, and now is a ghost town of 99p shops, coffee outlets and sod all else. It’s meant to be part of the “Royal borough” down to it being linked to Windsor, but all this link does is allow a bunch of slum landlords to charge rents for houses that are dumps- trust me, I’ve seen better appointed sheds.
The whole area has a smell of desperation about it. The teens all think they are rude boys but if you sent a bunch of them to London they’d be crying for their Mummy within 5 minutes. Uggs with arse shorts for girls and bad blonde dye jobs are standard, as are skinny jeans for boys- how anyone knows who is gay and who is straight to hook up with is anyone’s guess.
So, if you like a town that sucks the life out of people and drink lots of coffee, then come on down!