Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in Hampshire, South East, United Kingdom
where do i began…well stopping laughing is the first step… description of cosham is so true its ironic ..we are not the only ones who have noticed..
norf eynd..(north end to anyone else) –
attitude = bullies, arrogant, rude, liars.
fashion = primark, peacocks, matching plastic handbags to cheap shoes and bags. creole earings from birth bought from argos to be pawned lots of times for their special brew in the morn.
language = innit aintcha swe`eties (silent t) wotcha whateva and any profanity you care to think of. caveman new more words.
hairstyles = pompey facelift for the females (shows off the creoles so nicely in the sunshine..bling bling!) same for the babies..so tight they have permanent headaches and bald patches ,,,children not allowed to complain,,recieve a good slap if they do!
males = caps which covers most hair but is allowed to curl out anderneaf (underneath to you and i)
diet = tennents special brew stella and cheap vodka..lambrini .. for special occasions lambrini cherry and kebab to be vomitted or strewn around the streets and im 20p short can you let us off
pets = any animal that makes them look hard..accessorize with studied collar and allow to mess the pavements
education = what they can claim and who is knocking off who or who `mashed` who on saturday night! knowing which is their left hand and which is right
family = mother the local bike arse wider than the bus so dont cross the rd behind these classy ladies father tattooed with `pompey` dots and portsmouth football club shield on calf. every other word beginning with f and ending in k
names = chelsea mercedes chardonnay tiffany ryan liam and any name that makes the scum sound like millionaires.
highlight of the week = primark peacocks saturday night drinking in the carpark getting giro through the post waking up not pregnant
employment = stealing cheese and bacon pawning argos gold selling anything they dont need shoplifting from peacocks and primark, mcdonalds on payday.
thats just an outline of the grandmas grandads parents babies etc, inbreeding having been rife and the after affects are still being felt today..normal people entering an abnormal twilight zone that sucks you in but does not spit you back out..trapped in a world that society has forgotten..lord of the flies..its a dog eat dog world and if you are not a rockweiler or staffy then you are nothing but a pimple on this pus filled island…inbreeding of dogs sold for 100`s is unregulated…but its an income and im sure they are paying taxes on this little venture… just to finish i have already warned my children that if we havent managed to leave this hell hole we volounteered to come to then i will lock them away forever if they think they are marrying someone who is a direct decendant of inbreeding then they need to think again..i will do time!!
finally portsmouth should come with a HEALTH WARNING: ENTER AT OWN RISK…IT DRAGS YOU DOWN AND SUCKS YOUR VERY SOUL FROM THE DEPTH OF YOUR BODY! ITS A HORROR MOVIE IN DANGER OF IMPLODING…OUTCOME …CHEAP KNOCKOFFS MIXED WITH GIRO CHECKS AND KEBABS SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE…LEAVING THE COUNCIL HOUSES STANDING AND THE OUTSIDERS ALL GONE..AN UGLY PLACE WITH UGLY PEOPLE!


WILL RUIN YOUR HEALTH NOT A PLACE TO RAISE CHILDREN!