Llanelli, Carmarthenshire, Wales.

I had the great displeasure of living in this atrocious town for 9 months. Llanelli ***** are a breed unto themselves – they seem to be a few years behind the rest of the country’s *****. Burberry hadwear still hasn’t caught on.

The girls can be spotted by their Kappa-******* wear, oversized hoops, baby in pushchair, and *** ******* out of mouth.

Go watch them hang around in bus shelters, the peasant ****!

How grim is your Postcode?

If you have lived, visited, or just plain hate Llanelli, then make your voices heard so we can put this ******** town where it belongs – on the ChavTowns top 10!