Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South East, United Kingdom, West Sussex

MANKIEST PEEPS WALKING THE PLANET!!!!
Brought up in highfields argggggghhhhh, blame my so called dad for that. One of the local pissheads. Spends his days with the local cider swilling bench crew, fighting with each other in the middle of the town center and yes during the middle of the day, thank god these vile creatures are unconscious in the gutters by the end of the night so that the f*****g ugly men can take over. THE CAUUUU or TOWER CLUB will be the last port of call for the night, in between they ALL prey on the youngest, ugliest girl out for the night, by the end of the night she will be pregnant with yet another fugly sprog, could possibly have mutated hands and will almost certainly have the most ugliest face you have ever seen as it will be her older brother who has been drooling all over her all night!!! Not to worry though because once hes finished with her he will let the whole town know she was an easy lay even though he had to practically rape her!!! Now they can all join in the so called SEX!!! There are plently of prostitutes wont go into naming them, o.k you can have 1. Emma Johnson, real ugly girl, looks like a man, but if you live in L.A, YOU DONT CARE!!!
HEROIN ADDICTS walking the streets hunched over looking like Quasimodo and loving it, excuse me but has anybody told them they look like s**t?? coz they dont seem to think so. SHOPLIFTERS we cant forget them now can we, come in all shapes and sizes, ive seen lil kids, manky middle aged prostitues that i had the unfortunate experience of having to live near, the heroin addicts that either need food or a fix in which case they have to steal something to sell, then we have the pissheads who will go in for a bottle or even a crate of lager, has to be stellar at weekends so they can cave the girls heads in before they sleep with them, well they have to let everyone know she was easy!!!!! PUBS AND CHARITY SHOPS GALORE, so suits the towns people.



Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South East, United Kingdom, West Sussex

Any one who has got within two miles of this South Coast mistake will have noticed how the car drivers get younger, their stereos louder, and their ability to smoke weed; listen to ‘banging’ house toooons; swear at passing motorists; and wear mail order clothes all at the same time. You can enter the town from the East- along the seafront to an area that has large houses converted into hundreds of shoe box size flats- a chav sardine can no less.
You can enter from the West, having passed through Bognor you will be already be use to this chav coastel stretch- you enter Littlehampton over the river and straight into the town centre. Pubs such as the Dolphin and Spotted Cow are chav nests. They go to these premier drinking spots as the doors open and then see if they can stay until last orders without being arrested for assualt and/or criminal damage. In my experience about 40 percent of the chav population will manage not to ruin somebody elses night (and jaw).
Finally you can enter the town from the North- through the Wick estate. I was born on this estate and know no better chav breeding ground in England. I left many years ago but am assured by friends that it still is a depressing chav cultural black hole. I recommend a holiday somewhere other than Littlehampton. Unless you are a chav, you’ll love it! Chavs call the town ‘L.A’- Priceless.