Leyland

A wonderful place but yet still has a few **** invested areas (they are a bit like ants aren’t they).

We have several areas for the **** massive to hang out, In no particular order.

(1) Wade Hall – This is basically where the ****’s in Leyland breed, if you dare walk through this place during any part of the day you are guaranteed some random drugged or drunk **** talking to you, well I say talking but 9 times out of 10 they want to mug you, a wonderful area I used to go to school in the centre of this breeding ground – I’m surprised I actually got out alive and through education!. – Dare you ever go to the shops based in the epicentre of this hell hole – this is where the ‘elite ****’ hangs, the usually have some random weapon, more often than not a gun.

How grim is your Postcode?

(2) Robin Hey – Well the name is self explanatory (almost) “been robin’ “hey?” – I think this place is where a lot of dealers reside; you can normally guarantee there are ****’s ******* around this area late on in the evening after they have had their fix.

(3) Tesco – Another **** area, here you can generally catch **** and ********’s meeting up and deciding who and what to do in next.

(4) McDonald’s – No town is complete without a “**** McDonald’s area”. This is where you can catch the more upper class ‘****’ – if there is such a thing. You will generally catch them in their silly low budget / insurance motor vehicles with sound systems louder than a nightclub – because you REALLY DO need audio that loud to hear it….