Lakeside (thurrock)

Lakeside is the **** hive.you can see many ***** standing at the bottem of the escalators looking up the ********’s skirts and then making the matting call of the ****,Oi i wan ah shag u.but said as one word.
Lakeside used to be a nice place to shop but now its a no go.and well c2c opened a station at west ham and thay have turned Lakeside into a **** playpen at weekends with six of them and one coffee in mc’*****.
the trouble is it is the centre for all the outlying **** towns Grays,Tilbury(a **** top ten)ockendon.and the **** crown jewel that is Chafford hundred,where thay have a new kind of **** the under ten year old ****.
nasty little thing comes in many colors.
Beaware Essex is going ****.

How grim is your Postcode?