Kings Norton, Birmingham: I need to move

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Kings Norton in brum is fast becoming the centre of the ne-er-do-well universe. Honest people are a minority here, criminality has breeched the generation gap i personally have two generations living (or squatting) next door and i know its only a matter of time before its three generations (eldest is 16 well past the normal age for to get pregnant, which is 13.)

The local ne’er-do-well population enjoys such past times as vandalising local properties including their own(!?!?), drinking copious amounts of quality drinks like white lighting cider, while sharing 1 spliff between about 10. its not uncommon to see groups aged between 6and 17/18 all playing together, how sweet. any body who dares to confront them is met by a torrent of bad language with “its a free country we can do wot we want”, they behave as if they are indestructible, perhaps they think that their sportswear will protect them on their quest to urinate on everyone else’s chips.

There also seems to be a creepy obsession with fire, now correct me if i’m wrong, but man has been able to make fire for thousands of years, but these idiots just cant seem to get over it and do something else. I need to move.


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