In a village just outside of Harlow, you will find a fully fledged **** community consisting purely of “one car families”. The name of this place? Hunsdon.
The young ***** of Hunsdon like nothing more than ******* around the village phonebox, affectionately known as “The Maloney”. Don’t be fooled though, they don’t use it, instead they prefer to send “txt msgz” using their pay-as-you-go Sagem mobiles.
In the absence of any other entertainment, Hunsdoners frequently infect other nearby towns. The serene town of Hertford is particuarly adversely affected on weekend evenings.
Trust me when I say Hunsdon is one countryside village that is best avoided.