In a village just outside of Harlow, you will find a fully fledged Chav community consisting purely of “one car families”. The name of this place? Hunsdon.
The young chavs of Hunsdon like nothing more than hanging around the village phonebox, affectionately known as “The Maloney”. Don’t be fooled though, they don’t use it, instead they prefer to send “txt msgz” using their pay-as-you-go Sagem mobiles.
In the absence of any other entertainment, Hunsdoners frequently infect other nearby towns. The serene town of Hertford is particuarly adversely affected on weekend evenings.
Trust me when I say Hunsdon is one countryside village that is best avoided.