In a village just outside of Harlow, you will find a fully fledged **** community consisting purely of “one car families”. The name of this place? Hunsdon.

The young ***** of Hunsdon like nothing more than ******* around the village phonebox, affectionately known as “The Maloney”. Don’t be fooled though, they don’t use it, instead they prefer to send “txt msgz” using their pay-as-you-go Sagem mobiles.

In the absence of any other entertainment, Hunsdoners frequently infect other nearby towns. The serene town of Hertford is particuarly adversely affected on weekend evenings.

How grim is your Postcode?

Trust me when I say Hunsdon is one countryside village that is best avoided.

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