I would like to introduce everyone to a little town called Hessle. Most of you will have never heard of it but just think of the biggest, most known s**thole in the UK…………Yep you gessed right…Hull!
Now head a few miles west and yes you Have its little sister town Hessle, equally as much a sh*thole as its mother town! Infact forget f**king Hull theres more hardcore teggers (the local name for chavs) per sq mile than (i believe) anywhere else in the country!
All you’d have to do is make the mistake of saying your in Hull and you’d be beaten s**tless for mistaking this s**thole western extension of a bigger s**thole as not been a seperate dive from the nearby one!
Its only a small town mainly comprizes of boothferry estate to the east and other numerous small s**thole estates centring around its central square, which is like a major cahv meeting place. I beleive is like what mecca is to muslims…all chavs should visit hessle sq at least once in there lifes!
Swiftly moving on…..after dark all chavs retire (not home….) but to the two main filling stations, starting at the total garage till ten wen it shut then to the esso one which is 24hour and harrass the f**k out of passers by, grrrr
So when they go on about hull been a s**thole there really talking about its sister s**thole hessle!
Dont ever visit it dont even talk about this place your jsut asking the trouble!