Hailsham

Hailsham is without any shadow,one of the wombs of ‘chavkultur’.Allow me,dear reader the indulgence of a little history lesson.With the dispersal of East Croyden families in the early 1960s to Hailsham,commingling with the readily available Romany-blooded stock already inhabiting the area,a soupcon of “Sussex blood,born and bred,strong of arm and weak of head”was a social powder keg just waitin’ for a spark.Add to this a long standing local history of drunken lawlessness and smuggling.It’s a wonder Thatcher didn’t originate here the old shitcunt.It also bears mention that the diet of choice for males is sunshine,building-work,bacon,lager,cocaine,and senseless ultra-violence.I need no convincing that what media ***** fuglys have presented as ***** over the past three or so years is what I have known and dealt with over so many.”dek i dinlow crank ****** mush,you’ve been tarred with the cranky brush”. Insults in Hailsham start with the classic”dinlow crank”and progress to “mothers ****”.For car spares (and socialising), go to Ripleys.Speedway(banger racing)is where scores of a vehicular nature may be settled.For hard drugs Town Farm Estate (town pharmacy).The rock and rollers mourn the passing of the ubiquitous Golden Martlett on the outskirts of town.Was it **** electrics,or a “jewish stocktake”???I remain the curator and analyst par excellance of a much hyped but seldom accuratelely judged group.I might add I am dispassionate about the impact of these persons on a global scale.

How grim is your Postcode?