A supposed sleepy little town this one, just over the border into Cornwall…but tragically ruined by the presence of *****. I was minding my own business, (on holiday, I might add) and walking down the street one evening when I met the first **** – aged about 16, male, wearing Burberry cap and holding on to a can of Carlsberg, weaving his way up to the Working Mens Club. He was followed by a couple of other male ***** and a couple of ********* squawking in Cornish lingo trailing behind with their bottles of Bacardi Breezers. Why bother! ***** know that they can only handle Lucozade. This grim little group of Cornish ***** looked like they were aspiring to be Eminem (if male), and Victoria Beckham (if female) the height of Chavness they believe. Sad fact is, the ********* looked more like Vicky Pollard on a lard diet, and the ***** like the weedy bloke off the Mr Muscle advert on TV. What are they trying to prove! As for the ******* around the outside the Working Mens’ Club beats me…they’re under-age, so instead they ming around outside making alot of noise and complete arses of themselves. What a shame for Gunnislake! Nice little Cornish town, if not for the *****. Can’t get away with it though Gunnislake – you’ve got *****, and you’re nominated!

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