One sadly missing place on this fantastic database in good old Goole.
Now Goole is a serious s******e. When I have finished “thisisreallyhull.co.uk” then I am onto “this isreallygoole.co.uk”. Goole, for those who don’t know lies on the edge of the M62 – about 50 miles from Hull – “The Chav Mecca, the birthplace of all that is Chav”.
Cut in two by a railway line which takes you to Doncaster (Donnie) when posh Goole folk want a night out – and to shag someone who hasn’t got Hep C. Doncaster however once had the highest AIDS rate in the UK, but Chavs don’t care about that as “you can’t catch it unless you are a puff”.
Goole is a dross hole. As an ex-Hull man – I got a job so I was asked to leave – my work has taken me to Goole a few times and I must say it is a mini version of Hull in process of development.
Baseball caps abound, superdrug make up glued onto 14 year old pregnant lasses, tracksuits (no brand as yet as they are seriously skint) and MK2 Fiestas squeal around the small town.
Old Goole, as some call it is the bowels of this area. Don’t get me wrong, “new Goole” is shite, apart from Argos (for cheapo Jewellry), Netto “Chav Sainsburys” does a bomb in the usual Chav requisites – 7p beans for the “baynes” on 9p stale in 12 hours bread will keep the little uns happy whilst chav mam supps the Diamond Blast or whatever cheap but strong crap Netto do that week on offer. Pregnant chav mam smokes the 4th pack of fags – getting ready for the just out of jail bloke to bring in the nights heroin bag whilst the kids watch.
Never have you seen a more dirty looking town with dirty looking people. No dress code as far as brands is concerned – there are no decent shops to rob in Goole you see – so they make do with whatever they can nick in Doncaster.
The local jails – Leeds and Everthorpe do a roaring trade in drug dealing chavs.
Goole has the reputation as the Drug Dealing capital of the world and local drug workers estimate that it has the highest percentage of Hep C – the smack heads disease.
Whilst not in Hulls league – Goole deserves some credit in its work towards Chavdom.