Fulham – Surely a mistake??

***** – like bacteria – are everywhere. Like bacteria they are most active in areas that smell of **** and piss, but examine the most sterile zones and you will find some somewhere.

In Fulham you might think you have found a **** free zone as Ruperts and Carolines strut around in their Gucci shoes, but look under the rocks and round the corners and there you will find the **** still survives like cockroaches after Hiroshima.

Remember the recent murder of the 16 year old on the Peterborough estate? Brought to you by two examples of London’s finest ****, out collecting for more spliff and bling. Hammersmith and Fulham Council have always been Labour controlled and have maintained the **** ******** estates around North Fulham with a fierce civic pride. The Nye Bevan estate was built on a bombsite after WW2 to be a beacon for working class habitation. Now ot is a needle strewn jumping off point for the pleasures of the North End Road and any yuppy foolish enough to wander nearby in a drunken stupor as he exits a Fulham Road winebar.

How grim is your Postcode?

On the whole we have it lucky here – the corner of North End Road and Fulham Road is a no mans land with no overall control – but venture 100 yards west and it’s 100% Sloane Ranger, 100 yards north and it’s 100% ****.

* From Nell and Pitboy *

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