Folkestone

Ah, Folkestone. That’s right – with an e. In fact, 2 -one in the middle, one on the end. So there you go – e’s, draw, you name it the ***** are on it. Bruv.

The most obvious thing to say about the **** culture in Folkestone is to point you in the direction of a section in the Folkestone Herald newspaper that is entitled:

“You’re Nicked! Who’s been nabbed this week…”

How grim is your Postcode?

which is a kind of **** hall of fame. “A gang of 5 13-14 year olds were arrested last Saturday evening for being drunk and disorderly, high on drugs, vandalising property with the goods they had just stolen from cars, sheds and houses. They will appear in court next week” (to be released just in time for next Saturday’s **** night out).