HampshireSouth East

Fareham is a Borough with a thriving c**v community and there is much for local residents and visitors to see and do regarding Britain’s new ruling class.

I don’t even live in Fareham, yet I’ve been gobsmacked by the c**v presence in this once-OK town. Over the last decade or so, Fareham seems to have become infested with c***s. The other day I was driving through the town centre here (one of those town centres which has traffic lights every 2 metres or something…) and came across some c***s (in their Novas and Peugeot 106s). They automatically decided they were going to race me, and so with one c**v on either side, the lights changed green. Expecting myself to fall far behind as my car is quite rubbish, I actually left the mark at a much quicker pace, probably because their cars were being weighed down with their ‘systems’ and body-kit and a stupidly large spoiler…

Anyway, I seem to have deviated from the point a bit here. The ‘world-renowned’ Fareham Shopping Centre is the main hangout, primarily outside BHS. But then again, the large population density of c***s in this town means that wherever you go, you’ll find some.

Some c***s may pretend to partake in education at the local Fareham College, although they only usually last about 2 days before dropping out.

Many c***s can be found ‘working’ at the Sainsburys superstore in Fareham.

I feel that with Fareham being the spiritual home of c***s in this area, they cannot be eradicated and so will live on and prosper in this town, forever.

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