Erith – an update

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Since my original post, Erith now boasts a brand new £25 million redeveloped shopping centre. All, however is not good……

On my way home from work a few nights ago, there was the entertaining sight of three weasel faced, under developed ***** being evicted from the local Wilkinson’s after attempting to nick some bottles of coke. Fortunately the new shopping centre developers have seen sense to invest heavily in security guards – and are they busy! The three evicted *****, shouting and swearing rejoined their mates outside on the shopping centre concourse (a total of around fifteen greasy zit ******** muppets, several of them looking like it was so long ago that they washed their hair that it still had afterbirth in it). One particularly virulent ******** then attempted to ride his ill advised and totally illegal mini motor bike through the shopping centre and down a moving escalator. I am sorry to report that unfortunately this did not end in a spectacularly gruesome death, however much I was wishing it.

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