’emel ‘ empstead , innit

South East

I have travelled extensively during my short existance and i can safely say i have never been anywhere as foul in my life .
Lets begin with the town itself. It can be most generously be described using the words ” concrete” and “abortion”. As pointed out in the ’emel gazzette , the **** population should be happy to live there as it has wonderful facilities such as Harry’s bar where you can observe junkies stick needles into themselves and ****** **** each other with pool cues. Sounds wonderful already huh? It gets better.
As for the green spaces the silly gazzette bint sings about. Well there is the wonderful gadebridge park , who’s toilets are a famous meeting place for gentlemen of a certain persuasion , oh, lots of people get robbed there too. Another lovely green space is the aptly named “water gardens” . This is funny because it is made out of concrete too like everything else in this town. However wildlife flourishes in the water gardens, last week i saw **** feasting on a dead duck , shame it was not a dead ****.
Finally the town ****’s themselves, basically the whole population . The town is like night of the living dead with pregnant teenagers or girls with baby chavlings. Babies are the ultimate **** accessory , they’re free , they get ***** cash and ***** can fit stolen goods in their buggies. If you are a **** and you would like a baby then go to leisure world and ask one of the door staff, they will be happy to do the job for you, especially if you are under 15. **** men are equally contemptable, it is policy to refuse entry to pubs in ’emel if you are not wearing a ben sherman shirt and at least 6 pieces of fake gold jewelery more than your girlfriend.
There is no justification for this town or the majority of its population

Top 10 worst places to live in England 2020