Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in South East

I have travelled extensively during my short existance and i can safely say i have never been anywhere as foul in my life .
Lets begin with the town itself. It can be most generously be described using the words ” concrete” and “abortion”. As pointed out in the ’emel gazzette , the chav population should be happy to live there as it has wonderful facilities such as Harry’s bar where you can observe junkies stick needles into themselves and pikeys beat each other with pool cues. Sounds wonderful already huh? It gets better.
As for the green spaces the silly gazzette bint sings about. Well there is the wonderful gadebridge park , who’s toilets are a famous meeting place for gentlemen of a certain persuasion , oh, lots of people get robbed there too. Another lovely green space is the aptly named “water gardens” . This is funny because it is made out of concrete too like everything else in this town. However wildlife flourishes in the water gardens, last week i saw rats feasting on a dead duck , shame it was not a dead chav.
Finally the town chav’s themselves, basically the whole population . The town is like night of the living dead with pregnant teenagers or girls with baby chavlings. Babies are the ultimate chav accessory , they’re free , they get chavs cash and chavs can fit stolen goods in their buggies. If you are a chav and you would like a baby then go to leisure world and ask one of the door staff, they will be happy to do the job for you, especially if you are under 15. Chav men are equally contemptable, it is policy to refuse entry to pubs in ’emel if you are not wearing a ben sherman shirt and at least 6 pieces of fake gold jewelery more than your girlfriend.
There is no justification for this town or the majority of its population