Dundee

Otherwise known as Scumdee. There are ***** of all ages found throughout the `City of Discovery`. Baby ***** wearing Lacoste tracksuits, Timberlands and with a 15 year old mother pushing it, when she`s either wearing leggings with a Lacoste hoodie left in her house last night by somebody or nicked off her brother who`s in the jail. Or, the almost 30 year old grandmother who`s progressed to trackies worn with a lacoste top.Babies are named things like “Ricki-lee”, “Chenise”, “Jordan”,”Britney” for girls or “Jordan”,”Tyson”,”Harley”,”Brooklyn”.  There`s even pensioner ***** who wander the streets of Dundee dressed in a Lacoste / Kappa / Adidas / Reebok combo, often flooging the tele (local paper). Dundee`s full of Jakeys. It has the highest teenage pregnancy rate in Europe. There are groups of ***** amongst *****. The Wellgate Shopping centre is packed full of *****, and there is a three level Donnay Sports shop in the Overgate where ***** can get a full outfit for under £20 (or even better for them, nick it). The Sherrif court is filled to the rafters with ***** .

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