Desborough is ****. Lets get that out of the way first. Lovingly known throughout the realms of ***** and grebs alike as ‘**** Hole’. At the town square, it’s ‘**** O’Clock’ every hour, terrorising other ***** etc. Animals stay away from that area. It has been reported that on radars and other sensory equiptment, the town square has turned Burberry on their screens.
Another favourite haunt is the local Budgens (yes, that’s hw **** our town is). They have big get togethers and have a ‘**** showdown’ where the local snoop daddy is decided through a rapping (R&B for the *********) competition. They do typical ****** things such as pop up on unsuspecting shoppers and doing nothing unless in a big gang. You really should film them, if you have any kevlar in your storeroom or something?