Coseley: home of the *****

***** hang outside spar, outside sanga’s waiting for people to go past so they can ask them to get beer for them, down the canal and under the tunnel. Best place for smokers at the Coseley school: smokers corner or through the gap at dinner times. **** eating places: maccie d’s, subway, jj’s fish and chip shop, scoffs fish and chip shop and the new road chippy.

The coolest of the ***** hang about on Clayton. Tipton, priory and woodcross ***** come down to Coseley to help them with their fights (which often include weapons) with Parkfields.

So be careful when you next come to Coseley because the ***** don’t react well with outsiders.

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