Written by Anonymous Visitor and posted in United Kingdom

well in cockfield there are numerous charv hang out’s which include outside the coop the recreation ground and bus shelter’s. The theory of charv’s being near the coop is that it offer’s light from the refigerator’s this light gives them a sort of security as they are very primitive creatures that are scared of the unknow, well let’s admit ignorance is bliss!

so any way the charvs in cockfield are not to bad they are sort of like indians? there are other tribes that join to the cockfield team of charvs they been evenwood and west auckland, when these three tribes combine they are a mass of desturbing s**t! i hate to admit it but even my friends are been warped to become charvs! it pitties me to say it but they are although they still treat me with the respect i deserve they have become………..well primitive! there is but 3 of us moshes left in the village we need to clean up with village before it is to late!


  • i hate gofs

    ERE GOFS IF YAS FINK YAS R HARD FIGHT EZ ITS MATTY HOWE BTW

  • anonomous

    hehe i agree, ‘cept the co-op has speakers now which play classical music to drive the chavs away

    living in c**kfield is allright until some little 7 yearold wearing a helly hansen jacket comes over to you asking if your starting. you say no because you cant be bothered with the little sh*t and he steps infront of you, easily pushing them to the side they fall over, by this time theres about 5 of them all trying to kick you in the shins, which is pretty pathetic. too bad they cant reach above the torso as they’re too short.

    mathew howe (howey) is a real d**k, he shout across the street calling you goth, when its obvious that your not. heading over his “gang” runs away because we’re twice the size of them. when i saw him walking up the street – by himself – i head over to try and talk, ask why hes being such a d**khead. he runs away like the scum he is to scared to explain anything.

    so as you say, they are like tribes of indians, in the way that they think the can do anything with a group of 4+, even when the person they are assaulting could easily put them in hospital.