Chesterfield

Chesterfield… what a state… this a ****** little town where there are more caravans than people, where you can’t move for the ***** **** bags and ****** *******. Its not really surprising when you consider that whole families cram into these tiny metal sheds in the town centre, shagging each other from dawn to dusk just to avoid having to do a scrap of work… if the they can keep their hands off the numerous farm animals wandering through the local shops and pubs, where there are lines for their services. If any of the little ***** does manage to drag themselves into school then there are always the local paedophiles to keep them entertained. Hopefully, the skid mark that is Chesterfield is removed from the face of the earth.

How grim is your Postcode?