A businessman gets of the train in c**v capital Chatham.
“Excuse me please,” he asks the nearest baseball hat wearing, shellsuit attired c**v, “Is there B&Q in Chatham.”
“Nah mate,” the c**v replied, “but there’s 2 H’s.”
This requires thought on 2 levels:
First – whats the probability of the c**v replying nicely?
Second – Would they be able to spell Chatham?