Holywell: full of plastic scousers

Living in Holywell, Flintshire, Wales

Residing on the banks of the Dee Estuary, which marks the extent to which its pseudo-scouse populace could swim, Holywell is an eclectic mix of sub cultures. Its hub is an interbred community from the Strand estate, who would claim that their roots stem back to the ancient Druids. The truth is that their ‘four-fathers’ […]

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Swansea ****** City

Living in Swansea

Swansea ****** city. It has lovely coastal areas and beaches… shame about the rest which includes the football hooligan racist culture and small minds womanisers, working for the weekend type of night life that is filled to the brim with orange tanned short skirt, false nails and eye lashes, wearing bintola’s, that think of nothing […]

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Bangor City

There’s a good reason Bangor isn’t already on here; no-one knows about it enough to give a ****. And to be honest, that’s the best thing you can do for a place like this.   The nearby estate of Maesgeirchen breeds ***** like a roadkill badger breeds maggots, and they completely swarm the city. But […]

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Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil

Living in Croeserw

Croeserw is a place of black, malevolent evil. Come here, and the hairs on the back of your neck will stand to attention. You are being watched — not by trolls, or goblins, but fat, sweaty, tired-faced women, and proud taxpayers who haven’t worked since 1974. Their curtains twitch as you walk their streets. “Who […]

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Whitland: escape is futile!

Living in Whitland, Carmarthenshire, Wales

Ah the song of humming birds, the rushing sound of water as it meanders the tributaries and enchanting church bells echoing through the valley. These are all the glorious characteristics you’d normally associate with the traditional Welsh villages in the heart of Carmarthenshire and indeed one would suggest, at a first glance, that Whitland has […]

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Pontypool in the Valleys is the UK version of the Deep South

Pontypool, Wales, Property guide and review

This is a marvellous little town situated in the South East Wales Valleys but is blighted by ****** known as ‘*****’. Although it isn’t very hard to spot one of these creatures in the town, it is hard to say their hotspots as they like to hover around. However, my observations found that the best […]

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Mold, Flintshire

Well what can we say about Mold… much like many of the towns we can read about on this site – it’s plagued by low life *****!  Mold is quite strange, unique in it’s ability to never actually change, the local hotspot as of about 2003 is the local “weathers” where the cheap ale flows […]

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Beddau – Welsh For Satan’s ****!

Living in Beddau, Wales

To those of you that have never had the displeasure of visiting the **** ***** stain of humanity called ‘Beddau’ situated a bus ride from the other **** hellhole known as Pontypridd (translates as Sh1tdump on the Taff), I bid you a warm welcome to the carbuncle of **** known as the place what I, […]

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Gresford, where ***** rule.

  Gresford, a small village, a part of Wrexham. Gresford is home town to all types of ****, old, young, poor, rich, all united in a hatred against those who oppose them and their ****-tastic ways.   Gresford is considered to generally be a better part of Wrexham, as it appears to be less ******** with *****. […]

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