Nice to see that the ‘Bran has had a mention. For those who don’t know the area, Cwmbran, new town, is the result of a vision to create a massive sprawl of cramped housing & fill it with biffs, nobbers, do nowts & spongers ( plus a smattering of tidy folk….for the biffs to torment). […]
Category: Wales
The worst places to live in Wales
Cwmbran, S.wales
Okay so we’ve heard about Newport and Blackwood, but now to visit my home town of Cwmbran. Yes the place with the ‘largest’ shopping town in Wales .but if your waiting to catch a taxi home in the town late at night watch out. If you go into the depths of Asda carpark (yes asda) […]
Llanelli, Carmarthenshire, Wales.
I had the great displeasure of living in this atrocious town for 9 months. Llanelli ***** are a breed unto themselves – they seem to be a few years behind the rest of the country’s *****. Burberry hadwear still hasn’t caught on. The girls can be spotted by their Kappa-******* wear, oversized hoops, baby in […]
Newport and suburbs
I recently worked in a suburb of Newport. Newport itself is bad enough but this area is the height of pikeyness (sorry it’s still ***** in my neck of the woods).Where to start… Close to Newport is a sprawling estate with blocks of flats in faded salmon pink and faded powder blue. Many windows are […]
Llandudno
Llandudno is a pleasant and rather elegant seaside resort in North Wales. By day, the streets are filled with fairly ordinary people walking around shopping. Look a little closer though and you will see that the benches on the street corners are filled with belligerent shaven headed dwarves, either high on something or trying to […]
Rhyl is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth
Rhyl, also known as Manchester-on-Sea is one of the most disgusting seaside resorts on Earth. The numerous guesthouses on the seafront have all long been closed, and are now homes to homeless junkies and hiding murderers, leaving the area around them covered in used needles (which is why you should wear strong soles if you […]
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Rhyl
I’m surprised nobody’s mentioned this hell-hole, where ***** who can’t afford blackpool end up. Come summer the promenade is awash with spotty teenaged shell-suiters pushing prams and looking generally disaffected. And thats just the tourists. Described elsewhere on the web as ‘the place where junkies go to die’. […]
Newport, Gwent
Let me take you on a tour of the **** Hell that is Newport, Gwent. Let’s start in Spytty (pronounced Spitty, nice touch eh? Retail Park – Packed with **** haunts such as MegaBowl, Poundstretcher, Kwik Save and JB Sports it’s easy to start a **** spotting tour here. The pushchairs and trackie bottoms abound. […]
Wrexham
Wrexham probably has more Rockport boots per capita than any other place on Earth. If you are not a **** in this North Wales town, you are probably risking your life. Almost the entire town seems to have been taken over by Burberry plaid ****, but council estates are still the worst places (as always). […]
Ebow Vale
Let’s just say the girls wear so much foundation they wander around looking like Willy Wonkas oompa loompa. They hang-out outside tescos mainly, but sometimes outside McDonalds. […]
