The worst places to live in Warwickshire
Now then. I have read all the reports on the **** culture breeding in and around the cess pools of Nuneaton, yet I feel certain things have been missed. Firstly, nestled deep in the heart of Stockingford (or ‘the ford’ as it is affectionately and originally known), is The Nuneaton Academy, formerly known as Alderman […]
OK, during the week they are hidden. You can still tell who they are but they have been masked by their school uniform (unless of course they are taking part in their favourite pastime- bunking off). Be it Etone, Georgie, Higham Lane, Manor Park or any number of the other schools in and around Nuneaton, […]
Most of the town of alcester is an okay place, but other places are absolute rubbish to be honest, there are three main parts of it as far as I know, there is the industrial estate, the conway estate, and the high street and stuff. The industrial estate is an okay place, a few ***** […]
On any Saturday, you would be mistaken in thinking that ***** of the world have all taken a pilgrimage to this chaviest of towns. They seem to begin their worship by the fountain, then, in a sea of fake burberry, they make their way down to the real temple of worship….McDonalds. If you get in […]
I can’t believe I’m the first to nominate Leamington Spa as a Chavtown. Outsiders may think the place is a genteel and affluent place in which to live, especially when given its full title, Royal Leamington Spa. But if you do more than scratch the surface, you will see a horrible little cesspit – the […]
Lets be totally honest here….Nuneaton is a haven for the ***** and ********* of modern day. Anyone living in (or in close proximaty to for that matter) Nuneaton, will be well aware of the hangouts of the little blighters. Take the lakeside bowling alley….you would think a semi decent place to play bowling. But oh […]
Where can you start? Nuneaton is a lovely, economically-depressed town, where the **** community is really starting to thrive. you can see the wonderful **** creatures ouside any Spar shop, usually smoking, drinking cider, and chanting “OI, GOFF!!” or other verbal abuse at any misfortunate person that happens to walk by. In the area that […]
Nuneaton – home of the Gibbs Aquada, the world’s first decently fast amphibious car. But it is also home to something even more impractical and pointless – a vast army of Adidas-clad *****! The town centre itself is absolutely littered with the buggers during the day, all the 10-14 year old **** kids who’ve ditched […]
Home to a prestigious public school and a couple of very good grammars, the locals of this unbelievably narrow minded little market town feel the need to rebalance the gene pool by spawning gap toothed wingnut eared cheap blinging gold festooned rat boys, and kappa ******** who give birth so soon after they are born […]
This is a town where the chavsters reign supreme. The men are crowned with fake Burberry caps in White Lightening ceremonies in the local kiddies parks. Girls have two goals in life: to get pregnant by the age of 16 and to buy as much jewellery from Elizabeth Duke at Argos as possible. McDonalds is […]
