Watford (again)

Like most of the **** towns here, the favourite **** hangout is outside the McDonalds, on the High Street/King Street juction. This is handy for the **** shopping Mecca opposite – the Harlequin centre, where the ********* swarm on a Saturday afternoon. Don’t know about other towns’ *****, but the Watford variety are all skinny […]

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Stevenage

Stevenage – it featured in the film “Boston Kickout” – and didn’t come out of it very well. The Town Centre is full of *****. Beer bellied Dads(and Mums) all a-jangle with Elizabeth Duke, screaming at Bailey, Paris and Keisha while waving their Lambert and Butlers. Scaring the **** out of the local wrinkly population […]

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Watford

When I registered here and found that Watford had not already been added to this list, I was shocked. It is, from my experience, the very epicentre of all that is ****. The town centre comes complete with at least one of every sports shop, it even boasts two JD Sports and 2 Allsports, both […]

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Hertford

To be cool in Hertford means you have to be hard. You can test out you’re hardness at the weekend, outside the local kebab shop once the pubs & clubs have shut. Young ***** do battle in the street, with little regard for their own personal safety! The ultimate chicken champ worrier will command a […]

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Stevenage

Further to a previous mention of the fair town of Stevenage (Britain’s first New Town… the cracks are starting to show) I’d like to add the following comment: Last year a national radio station described Stevenage as “devoid of culture”. Furious journalists at the towns bizarrely right-wing local rag “The Comet” immediately issued a rebuke, […]

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Stevenage

One of the worst things I have ever witnessed in Stevenage is a baby left outside the local off-licence with a Rottweiler tied to the pram! To my surprise many of the inhabitants have the same knowledge on geography as Jadd Goody from BB3. Practically every woman has a dolphin or a rose tattoo. Most […]

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Stevenage

Original Submission by Lawrence It’s not just for the 1000’s of teenage mothers that Stevenage is famous for. There are all the usual **** kids and parents in tracksuits and burberry, nice steel green necklases around the town, but, they aren’t even up to date with it. What the ****’s in Essex will be wearing […]

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