Second nomination for **** capital of the UK Ok, I’ve only heard of this new word, ‘****’, in the last few months, but it seems that these people(loose term) it describes have been around for ever. This is my contribution: I moved to hemel hempstead in 1996 as I got a job offer I couldn’t […]
Category: Herefordshire
The worst places to live in Herefordshire
Hoddesdon
Hoddesdon has become the epitome of Chavmainian sub culture over the last 10 or so years. Each year the town falls more firmly into degradation from this viral infectious ignorance, that is **** culture. ***** in Hoddesdon prefer to hang outside the typical newsagents that fill every town, the CO-OP and the ever classic place, […]
Stevenage (**** Central)
Last Saturday we decided to go shopping and as we had not visited Stevenage for a while we thought (in our infinate wisdom) things may have changed. How wrong can you bloomin well be!!..Within minutes of stepping into the Westgate Centre we were almost crushedby the mass of Burberry and sportswear clad *****! You think […]
Hemel Hempstead- New and impreoved
Well, since my last piece on here Hemel Hempstead has actually gotten even worse!!! This morning I was skimming through the local paper (The newly named Hemel Hempstead Gazzette no less) What was I greeted with on a full page spread…. a story about a campaign aptley named “Happy in Hemel”. If this sounds bad […]
Watford (by night)
First of all let me introduce the background to this. I’d been out of Britain for 6 months – in a large port city on one of the world’s great waterways, where there is a large British presence and it is considered an extremely dangerous,violent and newsworthy place. Those with half a brain should get […]
Ware
From a sweet little town where I grew up, Ware has become a sort of hiding place for the ***** getting ready to invade other local towns. During the day the only evidence of the **** *********** is the occasional broken bottle/windscreen around the highstreet (and the newly arrived “townies out” graffiti) but it is […]
Hertford:
Welcome to Hertford, County Town of Hertfordshire. It has its own website: http://www.hertford.net/, and our motto is “Pride in our Past, Faith in our Future.” Immediately, I can spot two things wrong with that motto, and both mistakes lie in the town’s thriving culture of ‘*****’. How to Spot a Hertford ****: Wears McKenzie/Nickelson/other tracksuit […]
watford
OH MY ******* GOD!!!! mini ****** little ankle biting ***** & kappa ******** as far as the eye can see! if they are not in garston speeding around the drive thru in one of the most sorry looking mcdonalds you will ever step foot in, they are gathering by the masses outside guess where….yes mc […]
Hemel Hempstead
Hemel Hempstead, Much has been said about this pit before but very few can have the level of experience I have. I am one of the unfortunates, Hemel Born and raised- something I’m certainly not proud of, but it has allowed me an unprecedented view of the world of ****’s in this hell hole! Not […]
Hemel Hempstead- the capital of chavadom
So far I have lived in Newcastle, where the ***** are a particularily vicious breed but thankfully relatively few in number, Rugby where they roam the streets in vast numbers but are reasonable unthreatening and Newmarket where ***** appear to have been successfully controlled although I did not stay long and we all know they […]
Rickmansworth (hertfordshire)
Rickmansworth, never heard of it? Good, not many have, and its better it stays that way. Its a local town, for local people. Or, recently, a local town for *****. They began appearing in numbers a couple of years ago, during rumours that a Mcdonalds was going to be built there. The Mcdonalds building was […]
Stevenage
Fame Two films – Here We Go Round The Mulberry Bush, Boston Kickout – were set in Stevenage and don’t exactly paint it in a favourable light. Ian Poulter, the golfer who wears stupid trousers, also comes from Stevenage, although he’s so proud of his roots he now prefers to say that he was born […]
