Living in Ilfracombe, Devon

Ilfracombe: Tips for the Terminally Clueless

Here for the first time in public are the mysterious Big Six tips on how to run a business in Ilfracombe without a clue and without working.

Living in Glastonbury

Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse

People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare

Living in Bristol

Bristol: A battle between hipster and chav

The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.

Living in Cinderford, Gloucestershire

I watched Deliverance the other day, it made me think of Cinderford

Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.

Living in Lydney, Gloucestershire

Lydney: The “lovely” little brother of Coleford

I went to Lydney. It was a happy place. They had flowering meadows and rainbow skies, where the children danced and played with gumdrop smiles.