Living in Glastonbury

Glastonbury: it’s hard to find anyone who isn’t blowing shamanic smoke up their own arse

People like to talk of a 'Community' in Glastonbury, but that's only accessible if you're well-off and can afford to shop in Earthfare

Living in Bristol

Bristol: A battle between hipster and chav

The estates surrounding Bristol are looking more and more like the bad parts of Mogadishu.

Living in Cinderford, Gloucestershire

I watched Deliverance the other day, it made me think of Cinderford

Cinderford: If you want to experience authentic rustic English charm at its very finest, go elsewhere.

Living in Lydney, Gloucestershire

Lydney: The “lovely” little brother of Coleford

I went to Lydney. It was a happy place. They had flowering meadows and rainbow skies, where the children danced and played with gumdrop smiles.

Living in Combe Martin, Devon

Combe Martin, North Devon – The CamberWickerMan Green Village

People don't usually move to dark and windswept Combe Martin, they're sent or abducted to this village on the edge of Exmoor.